It's coming again soon, the great cat debate, the feline fiasco, the kitty conundrum. We will soon be voting as a strata building whether or not to allow cats, for the 3rd time. Third time lucky, I say.
VOTE YES for kitty!! That's my campaign slogan.
Hopefully this time it will not involve, intimidation, coercion, and intrigue. well maybe the intrigue part is OK. But grown men coercing little old ladies to vote no, and offering younger ones a free dinner to vote no is just not on.Those were some of the best attended Annual General Meetings we had ever had in the 30 year history of this building. Almost everyone showed up.
And almost everyone had a opinion, unfortunately they did not all coincide with the subject of whether or not to allow cats.
One lady accused everyone of stealing her mail, sending it off to aliens to read and then putting it back under her door mat. [Her family eventually relocated her to a old age home].
Another gentleman stood up and told a long rambling story about a donkey in a elevator. Apparently the owners eventually found out that the miniature donkey was kept up on the 23rd floor as a illegal pet. Hey they should have been glad that the owners did not keep a pet python, and take it for walks. All we want are some indoor kitties.
We lost the first two times, because of the cheating and intimidation. But we are better prepared this time, and besides, many of the naysayers are now gone. So I am challenging the cat haters to bring it on. I'll be the first to sling the kitty litter!