Friday, November 21, 2008

They come in threes

I have a theory, and maybe I am right, or maybe I am right off the wall. But I think that it is a good theory. The bigger the person, the bigger the sneeze.
Have you ever seen a little itty bitty tiny woman sneeze? achhoo! So cute
I'm a tall woman, and you should hear me sneeze, ACHHOOOOOO! I have tried to tone it down, tried to hold it in, tried and tried but "AAAAchhhhhooooo. It doesn't work
Same thing with guys, bigger guys, bigger sneeze. Smaller men, smaller sneeze.
Gar sneezes in threes, in succession, with three sneezes every time. We've counted them, I don't really know of anyone who sneezes more than once, sometimes twice, but three times?
So if anyone out there sneezes in three, put my mind at ease. I'll be back soon, I need to make a run to the store for more Kleenex.

13 comments:

  1. LOL...my hubby sneezes in 3's also. I used to tease him about being weird. I still tease him about being weird but for other things!

    OK, those are some over the top pretty roses you have there.

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  2. Good Morning Jen, It's two for us also. Three must be special and I know the Kleenex people love Gar!

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  3. Bless you, Jen ~ Funny theory. I must be a freak sneezer since I sneeze 10-15 times; mind you, they are 'try to muffle' dainty sneezes (I'm almost 5-5") and have nightmares of collage days, known to stop classes while fellow students turned, watched, chuckled, and waited until the instuctor said, "Are you finished Miss LaFlamme? Can we continue?"

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  4. lol...I always sneeze in threes. Seriously. There are brief pauses in between each one but there are always three.

    Gawd! It's good to be back in Blogger Land. Where else can one have a serious discussion about sneezing? ;o)

    LOVE the photos....are the colours for real?!?

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  5. Since I'm allergic to almost everything, I sneeze a lot. Never more than one or two in a row.
    Marnie

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  6. I have a friend that sneezes in multiples. EVERY.single.time. Gar is not alone. I'm inclined to thinking it's some strange genetic phenomenon.

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  7. I sneeze two times, rapid fire, every time. everyone always laughs at me!
    beautiful pictures!

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  8. Look at those gorgeously-coloured roses! I THINK I sneeze small, even though I'm tall!

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  9. So glad to hear that Gar is normal after all. I used to wonder if he was the only one who sneezed like that.
    And yes the rose colors are straight out of camera. SOC, for all you non photographers. The luscious purple miniature rose is called Lavender Crystal. And the fragrance is out of this world. It is the one miniature rose to buy, should you ever be tempted.
    I think that all the above photos are miniatures.

    Jen

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  10. Hi... I'm small but sneeze LOUD! And my dad - well, he sneezes about 10 times in a row - every time! No kidding! And no one, I mean no one, has ever sneezed as loud as he does. When the kids were small, they were so scared of his sneezes that they used to burst out crying.

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  11. LOL! Yes, I am a tall woman and my sneezes are not dainty. Then there's my very petite friend whose sneeze sounds like, "Chew! chew! chew!" So tiny and cute, just like her. It's not fair!

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  12. It is not the sneezes that worry me..it would be sneezing with a full bladder:)

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  13. Great blog, photos and articles. Thank you for sharing and keep up the great work. Rick

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