Am I the only person in the world who is bothered by the beep of a low battery smoke alarm going off intermittently every few seconds?
And could this be considered not a gripe, but a question?
Our condo lives hunched up with other condos, lining the street like participants in a parade. Any noise travels up and down the street faster than the smell of popcorn down the hallways. It travels far, deep inside my always open windows, and through to my consciousness.
If you are a neighbor and you don't think that we fellow compartment dwellers know all of your problems, and arguments intimately then you are sadly delusional. We know everything that you have uttered aloud, from your financial woes, to your dislike of doing the dishes. And should you stop arguing long enough for silence to pervade your abode, then you would know ours also.
This beep is literally driving me into territory that I had better not go into. I am sitting at my computer, trying to catch up on the multitude of work that I have in front of me. And I find myself waiting for the next beep, somewhat like being half asleep and waiting to hear the next drip from the leaky faucet in the bathroom. Knowing that you are too sleepy to make a effort to get up and do something about it, but not sleepy enough to ignore it. Hoping that the noise is equally annoying to your oblivious husband, asleep deep in his dreams.
It is not time well spent, being frustrated by neighbors who are too lazy or indifferent to change a battery.
My time is better spent watching and hoping that the house finches who have only recently discovered a new hanging basket on my deck, choose to move in. It has been my biggest envy when visiting "Lots of Pots" balcony garden last year. He had birds nesting in at least two baskets, the chirping of the newly hatched babies, a song of spring so sweet, it made my heart ache.
I think of the dryer lint that we regularly scrape up and dispose of, what those little birds could build with that. The bits and pieces of scrap yarn, and ribbon that I have in my closet, and somehow those thoughts, and the peaceful chirps of happy new residents drowns out the beep.
It is only a momentarily break, but that will have to be enough for now.
Oh yeah, little ticks and beeps annoy me as well, can't have a clock that isn't completely silent.
ReplyDeleteOn another note, my husband found a nest this weekend lined with our horses hair, will have to post that sometime. It is always so cool to see how everything is interconnected, someone's offcast is another's treasure, & I'm always utterly amazed at the architectural abilities of birds in the 1st place.
You are spot on Jen! How annoying to be plagued with an incessant beep. That is actually how I feel about wind chimes too. Most obnoxious things I have ever heard!
ReplyDeleteOh my! No telling what you know about your neighbors!
ReplyDeleteDon't even get me started on neighbours.....*breathe*
ReplyDeleteI literally give thanks every day for the peace and quiet of my home. It's a self fulfilling prophecy that I encourage and most days it works. Try it and give it time to manifest. Seriously.
I would love to have a small bird nest on my balcony...not the pigeons...they're too big & poopy.
Enjoy your new little family. I'll be waiting for baby pictures!
I feel your pain! I used to live with an elem. school in my back yard. Seems like every holiday, the alarm system would malfunction and beep for days and NOBODY would do anything!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLittle story for you here, and don't I always have one:
ReplyDeleteI'm 5 feet tall on a good day. Picture me 8 months pregnant, just about as big around as I was tall. Husband at work that evening. Smoke detector battery warning starts to beep, beep, beep intermittently in our hallway.
I phone dear hubby to see how much longer he would be. A long time.
Well I can't carry a ladder upstairs and I am not climbing on a chair in my advanced pregnancy condition so I just shut my bedroom door and try to ignore said beeping.
I tough it out for about 1/2 an hour when the little sucker starts to squeal constantly. I know there is no fire, I have checked everywhere but it won't stop squealing.
Picture 5 foot tall preggo lady wildly swinging a broom around her head trying to knock of the cover of the smoke alarm so she can bash the battery out of it.
I beat that sucker until it stopped. Film at eleven.
ohmygoodness, you had me laughing. My mom lives waaaaay out in the country on 18 acres. It's really quiet out there. One day I heard a beep.
ReplyDeleteMom is going deaf a bit and couldn't hear it. I was standing in the kitchen looking and looking and looking.
beep. . . You can count to 16 before the next beep. Not the smoke detector, not by the fridge, not over here, near the dishwasher. beep. . .
I listened and listened, stopping, counting to 16 and freezing, then quickly moving into a new position. Beep. . .
My sister came by. There we stood, the two of us posted in different places listening, counting to 16. Beep. . .
We pulled out the fridge, and dusted while there. Beep. . .
moved all the cups on the shelf, looked high
beep. . .
looked low. in the hallway? beep. . .
no it is back over here where I was standing before. beep. . .
Then she remembered. . .
Mom's dishwasher tells you that you opened it in the middle of it's cycle. She slammed the dishwasher door and the annoying beep ceased.
ahhhhhhhhhhh silence
shhhhhh
~a
How very very irritating a beep can be! Better to knock on the neighbours' door and ask them to take the battery out than go mad, I think...
ReplyDeleteGorgeous photos!
Between the neighbor keeping a scanner going ( for his dogs!) in the tin shed not 20 feet from my bedroom window, and the elementary school 2 blocks away who put their phone on the damn intercom system over the weekend, I KNOW I'm not made for city life!
ReplyDeleteWho in the world would call a school 20 times a day when school isn't even in session???
I feel for ya, darlin'... I really do!
Great post, Jen....that beep would drive me up the wall! Little finches chirping...now that's a melody for my ears. :)
ReplyDeleteYou guys had me laughing! Can you imagine this poor little preggers lady, swinging a broomstick, and two sisters playing Marco Polo with the dishwasher?
ReplyDeleteI had originally started this post to vent out my frustrations at the beep. Then the birds came by, and the beep stopped.
Well last night, the beep started up again, I do have some hair left on my head. The ones that I pulled out will make very good lining for the bird's nest.
Jen
Call them up, or leave them a note before you pull out all your hair and are bald!
ReplyDeleteLoved those other great stories..prego lady with the attitude and dishwasher challenged..what a hoot! :)