Monday, October 12, 2009

Poor performers need not apply

My gardening budget has been slashed to shreds, and I have had to take stock of which perennials, and annuals performed the best. It's each plant for themselves this coming spring, and poor performers need not apply for any available positions in my garden
If a perennial died over the winter, due to the elongated stretch of cold, and snow that we are unaccustomed to, then HR, had better not rehire them again. For all around enthusiasm in a small container, Cosmos really stepped up to the challenge. They were easily seeded, loved neglect, and the less I watered them, the more they bloomed. The double flowering Cosmo is such a great performer and I saved lots of seeds. I am hoping to reward them with a promotion to the big pots that line my balcony next summer. Carefree gardening with the large flowered Babies breath, Gypsophilla, is simply amazing. Cascading white flowers on glaucous green leaves, bloomed it's little heart out. Talk about a good hiring decision. The hydrangeas, well, lets just say that some of them were not the best workers in my container garden. Some produced many blooms, and other varieties shirked their duties. One even going so far as to not show up for work at all. I am thinking of firing that one. The Hosta's, will be divided, they have proved to be real workhorses. Since so many of them performed beyond expectation and grew to massive proportions. I am thinking of giving them a management position. So those that worked hard this summer shall remain employed, after all this is a recession, even if the plants don't know it. And if a plant cannot give a high return, then it is going to be out of a job next spring.

14 comments:

  1. There seems to be downsizing everywhere....we will be letting some employees go as well..

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  2. Good Morning Jen, Beautiful pictures as always to brighten my rainy Monday. Hope you have a good week.

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  3. My garden seems to have a lot who simply fail to show up for work on time and ready to perform.
    Of course I think the upcoming interviews are going to be so much fun..even if we don't hire anyone.

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  4. I just plant and they are on their own.

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  5. It's the same here. Instead of the cold killing them, it was the heat this summer. Only keeping the tough guys.

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  6. The hydrangea is beautiful! I'm a huge fan of hostas. I love their foliage and dainty flowers that shoot up.

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  7. What a wonderful post! I quite enjoyed your way with words. I feel the same way. Thanks for the tips. My cosmos did a great job too and they even reseeded themselves in different containers. I took handfuls of seed and scattered them about the yard, hoping for more next year.
    ~a

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  8. A true performance review.

    I too have promoted some, given notice to others and generally cut numbers here and increased there.

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  9. Jen:
    I love the new 'slant' you give to a subject that for many can be a very painful realization. Just finished the annual inventory and with 310 different plants, its time for me to start doing 'annual reviews' for many of those who have not been performing up to my personal standards. Of course its hard being HR when you have so many emotions tied to certain associates. Methinks we should put our heads together and see if we can devise a blueprint for how to conduct such reviews! Love the humorous approach!

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  10. It's survival of the fittest in my garden, as well. The chief players are the hardy self sowing annuals. Lovely pink on that cosmos!

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  11. You are a CEO who knows what she wants from her garden workers! I like to add plants that multiply nicely...those hard workers make my job easier. gail

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  12. Glad to hear the double cosmos did so well. Maybe it will deserve a bonus serving of compost next year? :)

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  13. I love growing cosmos because it's so tolerant and easygoing. And the blooms are so beautiful too. I hope you get some good second generation ones from the seeds you've gathered.

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  14. I'm with you... if something doesn't perform it's outta there! I used to hang on to plants and just deal with their ugliness and blame myself. Now I realize that some plants just don't do well in my yard. Cosmos are one of my favorites too. They always seem to do well for me. -Jackie

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