Ever get that feeling when you drive out the driveway, look to the left, and look to the right, all clear, go car….but where am I going?
Ack! Where, and how do I get there. That’s the moment the GPS system in your head malfunctions. The directions are completely blank, you simply don’t have a clue which road to take, and it’s somewhere that you travel to frequently.
It’s much the same as the time your fingers refuse to punch in the correct pin number for your debit card, and the people in the line up behind you shift nervously from one foot to the other. Making your heart pound even faster, and the nervous twinge makes your voice ping with squeakiness. Ummmmm, I forgot my pin.
Ack!!! Double ack, the internal GPS system is malfunctioning. Call tech support immediately.
What do you mean, you forgot the number?
I’ve been having a few too many of these moments lately…
You know like when you meet someone who’s name you should know, and there is this terrible blank….come on, fill in the blanks…..it’s ______, oh no. How embarrassing.
I guess I need to upgrade my internal GPS.
Where’s the number for 1 800 super memory? I’ve forgotten where I put it.
Jen @ Muddy Boot Dreams
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ReplyDeleteHey Jen - when you find that 1 800 number, let us know, K?
~ Zuzu
yes let us know!!
ReplyDeleteHey Jen...I don't know how old you are, but...I'm 55 and in menopause. My memory is so GONE I feel like a hunk of my brain has been removed. You described what it's like to the T. My sister assures me that one day you wake up and you're fine. I'll just leave it at that...you might be 30!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Jen I had this moment today in a big way. Twice someone called me at work to ask for a file to be brought to them and each time I put down the phone and thought, what was that person asking for again? Complete and utter blank. Now I know it's just a malfunction, thank goodness, I thought I was just getting old.
ReplyDeleteIf you find it..let me know. I could use it too! It happens as you get older..and names are the worst:)
ReplyDeleteIs that what happened today on the way to my son's appt??? Completely and utterly forgot how to get from Point A to Point B (a route routinely flown by this ol' crow...) Yikes...Send upgrade link asap...in dire need.... ;o) Smiles & Hugs ~ Robin
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff !
ReplyDeleteLovely photos and please know you are not alone, dear Jen :)
ReplyDeleteAnd that weird thing, you walk into a room to get something and stand there thinking What? What? so you retrace your steps and an invisible message lights up and says - Secateurs, roses for the bedroom! Weird, that the memory is literally just a few steps backwards et voila!!
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