Hi, nice to meet you snail, I’m Jen and I will be working with you today, have you done any modeling before?
Oh you were just picked for this job….fine, no problem, we can work around that.
This is “Next Door Kitty,” Allie, he’s my assistant today, Bootsie my regular assistant is sleeping right now.
Now um Snail, could you just turn to the right a little, and put your chin up ?
No please don’t eat the props, ….ah snail, don’t eat the …
Oh well, different location please, Allie can you set that up?
Allie? Where are you going? No, don’t eat Bootsie’s food, he won’t be happy. Yes it’s wet out here, now can you focus please?
Snail, you need a water break, how about this Hosta?
Allie, no sweetie don’t bat the snail around darling, be nice to the model. Oh Allie, the snail has fallen into the Hosta….
Snail? Snail, where are you?
Ok this shoot is cancelled.
Jen @ Muddy Boot Dreams
No snails were hurt in the making of this blog post.